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affliction mods ([personal profile] afflictionmods) wrote in [community profile] theafflicted2022-05-28 05:58 am

01.50 - week one, saturday

W1 SATURDAY
The first week of the Personal Enrichment Course draws to a close, which means it’s time for the first lesson. Hopefully by now you’ve gotten to know your classmates a bit better - but if you haven’t, that’s okay.

This first lesson is just going to be teamwork exercises, after all.

Bright and early Saturday morning, you wake up. Maybe you had a good night’s rest, or maybe you hardly got any sleep... Either way, the sun is shining, the day is beginning, and Lorelei's voice suddenly comes through everyone's tablets as well as the P.A. system on campus.

”Good morning. All students must report to the lecture hall by 8 o’clock for their first lesson. Lessons are mandatory. Please report to the classroom with its doors open.”

Which gives you about thirty minutes, so it’d be best to hurry. Do you want to be tardy? And if you think about bailing, well… you know what might happen if you fail the course.

When everyone gathers in the same hall they awoke in, Florence is there to greet you. They will gesture for everyone to take a seat, and once seated, the projector in the room turns on. Say hello to Lorelei and her usual cup of coffee.

“Good morning, everyone. Welcome to your first official exercise; today’s activities are designed to emphasize teamwork and cooperation so you are all more prepared for dealing with what’s yet to come. I have already split you into teams for the day, via raffle. There will be two activities total, and you will be completing them in the same teams. Regardless of whether you get along with your teammates or not, you’re going to have to figure out a way to finish each exercise successfully.”

She keeps that same calm, collected smile on her lips as she props up what appears to be a tablet of her own on her desk.









tosa: neutral (pic#12225435)

[personal profile] tosa 2022-05-28 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
They make your room smell like roosters.
kaientai: (103)

[personal profile] kaientai 2022-05-28 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
How do—... did you keep roosters in your room?
tosa: neutral (pic#12399803)

[personal profile] tosa 2022-05-28 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Nah, but roosters definitely smell like roosters.

(So he just assumes they make everything smell like roosters.)
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[personal profile] kaientai 2022-05-28 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh.

[ it seems so obvious now. ]

Well, anyway, you also can't tell a rooster exactly what time to wake you up. So it's like a mechanical rooster that also keeps time. Roosters won't tell you the regular time either!

[ innovation!! ]
tosa: positive (pic#12225411)

[personal profile] tosa 2022-05-28 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah! In modern times, you can use a lot of technology to improve lives.

(Nods fastly,)

... Still love a good hotpot, though so let's keep some roosters around.
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[personal profile] kaientai 2022-05-28 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
If you have more clocks that leaves more roosters for hotpot...

[ it's possible that a pack of tiny cookies did not solve hunger why are they talking about this. ]
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[personal profile] tosa 2022-05-28 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
And then you can feed more people!

(AMAZING)
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[personal profile] unenvying 2022-05-28 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, can we make the hotpot spicy?

[ ONE TRACK MIND ]
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[personal profile] unenvying 2022-05-28 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
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1/2

[personal profile] unenvying 2022-05-28 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[ YOU KNOW WHAT

he can't disagree. ]


unenvying: (10)

2/2

[personal profile] unenvying 2022-05-28 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
... But I don't think you can eat this alarm clock.

[ roosters are also important for Other Reasons ]
tosa: positive (pic#12225425)

[personal profile] tosa 2022-05-28 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
If ya can't eat it then ya don't gotta worry about replacing it!

(IT'S ALREADY A PERFECT PRODUCT)
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[personal profile] unenvying 2022-05-28 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
It's also not our property anyway~

[ sooooooooo. ]
tosa: neutral (pic#12225435)

[personal profile] tosa 2022-05-28 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)








Eh?

(So what? Wait.)
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[personal profile] unenvying 2022-05-28 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[ stage whispering: ] It's also not our job to replace it~

[ haha, genius. ]
tosa: neutral (pic#12399803)

[personal profile] tosa 2022-05-28 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but ya shouldn't eat other people's cocks without permission either.
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[personal profile] unenvying 2022-05-28 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ACTUALLY DIES LAUGHING ]
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[personal profile] tosa 2022-05-28 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
(HE'S BEING SERIOUS)
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[personal profile] unenvying 2022-05-28 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he is seriously doubled over wheezing with laughter so it's not like he's going to explain what set him off ]