[This group has been highly noisy and deeply slapdash, which--
Well, one of the noisiest and slapdashymost of them all apparently gets chivvied up to the front of the pileup of People Who Do Not Quite Know If They Want To Be Here (or Who Know Exactly That They Do Not Want To Be Here); Tamamori grumbles and flails and almost drops the giant cardboard-or-whatever-board placard that he's been tasked with -- somehow it's been slightly crumpled and looks like something was spilled on it even though it's a clear sky and he hadn't even brought a Calspi this time (the more fool him).
Cleeeaaaring his throat--]
Hmph. I didn't volunteer for this, I'm just the one who writes the fastest, so there.
Anyway, this group... of visionaries, builders? People who really like money? Presents a whole-new type of tool: the only screwdriver that can be multi-headed, open your back door and the bank, blow away the competition, take you to new heights and fabulous lows!!
We present:
--The One, the Only, Multi-Headed, Multi-Dimensional, Multi-Divining Multi-size Multi-Million Screwdriver...!--
[... says Tamamori, at the same time that everyone else says:]
--Multipurpose Portable Solution to Your Everyday Problems--
--A Very Scientific Screwdriver--
--Asimov--
--Splitting Heaven's Sky Screwdriver--
--Open Everything Screwdriver--
[That's clearly all one name. They've nailed this. Or screwed it.]
......... OR WHATEVER. TAKE THIS, MY UNRIVALED PENMANSHIP AND IMAGINATION!!
[Thrusting his placard forward. It actually does have great strokes (Japanese, of course) of what purports to be calligraphy but is done with a marker and isn't any great shakes in the elegance department. It's readable. It's huge. It's as loud as its owner. There might be some bread crumbs and glitter stuck on the edges...?
It describes an extraordinary screwdriver that could grow as small as a thumbnail and as vast as the city of Paris. But most commonly it is used in sizes variant between a normal screwdriver and the size of a person (there is a rough drawing of what might be Florence, but with like, inexplicable antennae and wings, are they a bee); it could carry you forward if you rolled it or used various features, or you could use it to sweep aside foes, horses, and obstacles alike. The screwdriver might even be able to split its greater bulk into a hundred smaller screwdrivers, like a hill of hardworking ants in the mines of the world.
And thus, we have the One, the Only, Multi-Headed, Multi-Dimensional, Multi-Divining Multi-size Multi-Million Screwdriver. ☆]
GROUP 1 (1/6 probably)
Well, one of the noisiest and slapdashymost of them all apparently gets chivvied up to the front of the pileup of People Who Do Not Quite Know If They Want To Be Here (or Who Know Exactly That They Do Not Want To Be Here); Tamamori grumbles and flails and almost drops the giant cardboard-or-whatever-board placard that he's been tasked with -- somehow it's been slightly crumpled and looks like something was spilled on it even though it's a clear sky and he hadn't even brought a Calspi this time (the more fool him).
Cleeeaaaring his throat--]
Hmph. I didn't volunteer for this, I'm just the one who writes the fastest, so there.
Anyway, this group... of visionaries, builders? People who really like money? Presents a whole-new type of tool: the only screwdriver that can be multi-headed, open your back door and the bank, blow away the competition, take you to new heights and fabulous lows!!
We present:
--The One, the Only, Multi-Headed, Multi-Dimensional, Multi-Divining Multi-size Multi-Million Screwdriver...!--
[... says Tamamori, at the same time that everyone else says:]
--Multipurpose Portable Solution to Your Everyday Problems--
--A Very Scientific Screwdriver--
--Asimov--
--Splitting Heaven's Sky Screwdriver--
--Open Everything Screwdriver--
[That's clearly all one name. They've nailed this. Or screwed it.]
......... OR WHATEVER. TAKE THIS, MY UNRIVALED PENMANSHIP AND IMAGINATION!!
[Thrusting his placard forward. It actually does have great strokes (Japanese, of course) of what purports to be calligraphy but is done with a marker and isn't any great shakes in the elegance department. It's readable. It's huge. It's as loud as its owner. There might be some bread crumbs and glitter stuck on the edges...?
It describes an extraordinary screwdriver that could grow as small as a thumbnail and as vast as the city of Paris. But most commonly it is used in sizes variant between a normal screwdriver and the size of a person (there is a rough drawing of what might be Florence, but with like, inexplicable antennae and wings, are they a bee); it could carry you forward if you rolled it or used various features, or you could use it to sweep aside foes, horses, and obstacles alike. The screwdriver might even be able to split its greater bulk into a hundred smaller screwdrivers, like a hill of hardworking ants in the mines of the world.
And thus, we have the One, the Only, Multi-Headed, Multi-Dimensional, Multi-Divining Multi-size Multi-Million Screwdriver. ☆]