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[selfconcept]

Congratulations! You survived the first week of Personal Enrichment Class! Or at least, your body did if you feel like astral projecting. It's time to mingle with your fellow students after the Saturday lesson. Maybe get revenge. Or maybe you're going to your room right away. Either way, it's free time! Let loose. Go wild.

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[totalcatastrophe]

[ A shrug, still watching this whole process unfold. ]

Nah. Can't read. Who knew that novel would be ingredients anyway?

[ A dramatic sigh. ]

Is it almost done yet? No wonder humans starve.

[exofractured]

[Oh my god little demon creature it's been minutes!

Phantom weighs the additional petty revenge of lying to let the noodles get soggy, but he's not letting that happen to his, so. Fine. Nudging the ramen towards Luci and grabbing his own.]

You'd be shocked at their resilience. Most humans can survive minutes, even hours of hunger. However, it should be done.

[totalcatastrophe]

[ Luci perks up at his finished bowl of ramen. Or maybe it's because he's thinking about starving humans while examining it and sniffing it, who knows. Once again he sounds way too excited for the subject matter: ]

In Hell their souls survive an eternity but they still feel hunger all the time.

[ Cackling about that into his first bite before he coughs a little and the spiciness roughs up his voice. ]

Not bad for half-assed! Could still use some crunch though.

[exofractured]

Do you have a particular dislike of humans, or is that simply your hobby?

[You know, the cackling excitement about suffering thing. Even Phantom's dialed that down over a week, gosh. He's eating his own ramen safely out of spice radius, but at least nothing prepackaged should be that dangerous.]

You could always add something. Peanuts. Bones.

[totalcatastrophe]

Oh man, causing human suffering was my dream job. [ Luci sighs like an old man remembering the Good Old Days, while trying not to cry from the spices. He's managing well. Spices and Hell seem like they'd get along well, but his body is all weird here. Also, he's sort of talking with noodles in his mouth. ] Now it's just a hobby.

[ A glance between their respective ramens, a sniff of the air-- ]

What flavor's yours?

[exofractured]

You must be envious of their arrangement here.

[Just look at all the suffering they're causing with relatively low effort thus far. Phantom looks more amused by this than anything, but he pulls his ramen closer as a precaution.]

Shrimp. There's nothing crunchy in it whatsoever.

[totalcatastrophe]

[ Luci rolls his eye, evolving to slurping loudly and not really watching what splatters. ]

Sweet set up, but nah. I'm what you'd call an enabler, not a forcer. Watching people do it to themselves is part of the fun.