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hien callias, world eater ([personal profile] selfconcept) wrote in [community profile] theafflicted2022-05-28 09:20 pm

🎉🎉🎉

Congratulations! You survived the first week of Personal Enrichment Class! Or at least, your body did if you feel like astral projecting. It's time to mingle with your fellow students after the Saturday lesson. Maybe get revenge. Or maybe you're going to your room right away. Either way, it's free time! Let loose. Go wild.
totalcatastrophe: (doop)

bathroom. I'm sorry.

[personal profile] totalcatastrophe 2022-05-29 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ Luci, perched on the sink is already leaning against the glass with a lit cigarette in his hand. Have a snicker. ]

Hey, what do you call loser glitter-- litter?
pr159: (how i will outlive you all)

[personal profile] pr159 2022-05-29 11:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ Who even let this monster into college. ]

I don't know, what do you call a broken clock that you try to pass off as an invention? Oh, right, a piece of shit.
totalcatastrophe: (ohhhhhh suffering)

[personal profile] totalcatastrophe 2022-05-29 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
We turned a loud piece of shit into a quiet one.

[ Almost comically after a drag, Luci sounds more excited for this antagonism than anything. Finally, someone that reacts. ]

So how'd you manage that bag but fail so hard at a kid's game?
pr159: (please just go)

[personal profile] pr159 2022-05-30 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
My lovely "partner" decided to have a hand spasm right as I was cutting the wires.

[ And... then he wasted like another 30 seconds himself by being mad about it, and there went about a third of their time. ]

And then the kid who was punching the buttons for the last part stopped to ask an irrelevant question right at the end before putting in the answer and missed the cutoff.

[ None of this was Bennett's fault but thanks to the timing he's getting the blame for it anyway. ]
totalcatastrophe: (shaken and stirred)

[personal profile] totalcatastrophe 2022-05-30 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
Good 'ole blaming the team, huh? Classic.

[ Luci puff puffs, then he stubs it and tosses it into the sink as he sits on the edge. Because of his size, it actually looks more like a tub for his feet to rest in. Completely innocently, he asks-- ]

Buut aren't Directors supposed to be good leaders or something?
pr159: (where i'm living at the top)

[personal profile] pr159 2022-05-30 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ Sometimes the team sucks!! ]

Contrary to popular belief, leadership skills actually don't help that much with involuntary muscle movements.
totalcatastrophe: (shawoop)

[personal profile] totalcatastrophe 2022-05-30 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
Why'd you do the cutting if your pain buddy's got dumb spasms?

[ Too bad he doesn't have an eyebrow to raise. ]
pr159: (don't let your standards fall)

[personal profile] pr159 2022-05-30 01:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm a surgeon and it was a quick job. How was I supposed to know his stupid hand would ignore the odds and pick that precise moment to act up?

[ Also they never actually spoke about the pain-sharing thing... at all... ]
totalcatastrophe: (i miss fire)

[personal profile] totalcatastrophe 2022-05-31 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, a surgeon. That's the kinda doc that gets to do all the fun stuff, right? Let me guess, you don't use leeches either?
pr159: (but i will always have a drink)

[personal profile] pr159 2022-05-31 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm familiar with most aspects of medicine, "fun" and otherwise; surgery is just one of them. ...But no. I don't use leeches.

[ He's not some backwater Rieze Maxian doctor. ]
totalcatastrophe: (shawoop)

[personal profile] totalcatastrophe 2022-06-01 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
Still sounds like a fancy excuse to stab people and get paid for it.

[ I'm... sorry. ]

Ever treat gout?
pr159: (i don't have time to regret)

[personal profile] pr159 2022-06-01 11:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ I mean, he does love stabbing people, so I can't say shit. ]

Not something Spirius agents tend to get, and outside of the company, I deal with medical technology and emergency situations. I don't do primary care.
totalcatastrophe: (i miss fire)

[personal profile] totalcatastrophe 2022-06-01 02:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He should see their stabbing dummy, aka Luci's mattress. ]

Lucky you, skipping the boring stuff. But what's a Spirius agent?