You hardly need to follow those, Mr. Diamond. My biographer spreads the word of my adventures through Randst Magazine, to the delight of the world at large. Ah, it's unfortunate it doesn't reach the place you came from.

[Sholmes flicks his hat upwards]

I will make sure to send you a few for your perusal as soon as I come across them!

[Because few people spread Herlock Sholmes' adventures like Herlock Sholmes himself, who does things like leaving copies of that magazine in other people's book collections and other similar places, hah]